From the soaring rhetoric of Jacinda on the world stage seizing global attention on the big issues of the day to basic bitch Watties Tomato Sauce and a never ending supply of fucking sausage rolls.

Why doesn’t he just ride a sheep wearing gumboots into these events while juggling sausage rolls?

We get it, Chippy likes sausage rolls.

Bless Chippy, but he ain’t no Jacinda.

Still, it could be worse, it could be Luxon as PM and he looks like an actual sausage roll.

We miss you Jacinda.

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